Sketch Comedy

I’ve been a writer on Maude Night at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York City for over 600 years. These are my sketches.

ATTENTION SHOPPERS — Amazon Echo

ATTENTION SHOPPERS — Wet Nail Obstacle Course

ATTENTION SHOPPERS — The Theramin Went Down to Georgia

ARCHNEMESIS — Snow White

ARCHNEMESIS — Subway Selfish

ARCHNEMESIS — Whole 30

HOT BIRD — Too Many Deer

HOT BIRD — French Henry

HOT BIRD — The Cobalt Killer

DANGEROUS WOMAN — Fuckboi

DANGEROUS WOMAN — QVC is People!

DANGEROUS WOMAN— Tired

Digital Shorts

Stuff I wrote for the INTERNET. HEARD OF IT????

I'll Be There For You

Census

Stop Talking About How Tired You Are